Urdu Workshop

Learn Urdu, Badly at First

Ninety minutes, every other Monday. A short lecture, a word of the day, skits, games, and a points table nobody admits to caring about. Heritage speakers and complete beginners in the same room.

Starts
6:00 PM
Day
Monday
How often
Biweekly
Runs for
90 minutes
Where
Location TBD

The run of it

What a Session Looks Like

The shape stays the same session to session so you can walk in late and still catch up. Games take the biggest share of the night on purpose.

Bring nothing but yourself.

Run of a session
Welcome and rules10 min
Urdu lecture, one topic10 min
Skit, or a recap of last time2 min
Shows and games48 min
End-of-night contest10 min

Lecture topics

Ten Minutes, One Topic

  • Greetings
  • Conversation
  • Household items
  • Family relations
  • Directions
  • Numbers and time
  • Simple food

Urdu points

How to Earn Them

Shayari

Recite a couplet, or write your own and take the room's verdict.

Urdu Wordle

A special Urdu Wordle some weeks — solve it and the points are yours.

Song

Sing something in Urdu. Quality is not scored, nerve is.

Free for all

Points handed out on the night for anything that gets people speaking.

The season ends in a contest, and the winner walks out with a gift card.

House rules

Three, and We Mean Them

  1. No making fun

    Nobody's accent, vocabulary, or first attempt gets laughed at. That is the whole deal.

  2. No vulgar language

    Keep it a room you would bring your khala to.

  3. One Urdu word a sentence

    At minimum. English is allowed, but every sentence carries at least one Urdu word.